Reblogged from
anescapegoat-deactivated2022021,
Posted by
melonmemes.
I have a real problem fighting down the impulse to just reach down into the frying pan and flip whatever it is I’m frying over with my bare hands. Like I’ll be fiddling around down there with some fucking spatula or whatever and some part of me will be like “you can just reach down if you’re quick and precise enough. It’ll be fine don’t worry”
Human brain: i’m not putting my hands in the fucking frying pan
Monkey brain: fingers nimble…………. dextrous
*gets mad when someone flirts with your crush who you’ve been in a mental relationship with for six months now*
i want someone to spoil me ;(
*with love & affection 💕✨
no with fuckin money make ur own post
in bioshock you can hit a capitalist with a wrench
in real life you can hit a capitalist with a wrench
bioshock is the training manual
all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage
49-minute yoda fuck scene
you are the exception
My daily doodle turned into a work of art.
I post my daily doodles on instagram under the same username!!
Reblogged from
cinephilic-psychopath,
Posted by
markv5.
